Free eBook Giveaway!

In celebration of getting my first story published, I’m going to give away 2 copies of  May The Ferrymen Take You (Walk The Fire Book 2) in ePub format.

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Want to read tales by Mur Lafferty, Jared Axelrod, John Mierau, JRD Skinner and others, including my short story ‘New Assignment’, for FREE? Then here’s your chance.

You have until Sunday, June 8th to respond in the comments with your favorite super villain. (Because of course. This is me.)

Monday morning I’ll select two (2) random commenters and email them a free copy of the book.

It’s that simple!

Get commenting and get your free eBook. I think you’re going to love it.

May The Ferrymen Take You (Walk the Fire 2)

No matter where you are in your writing career, there is always the next step.

For me, coming up with the next story idea is always step one. Step two is an outline of some kind. Somewhere around step three is the actual writing. But after that? It depends on your project and your particular goals.

One of my goals, the next step I’ve kept in mind, has always been to become a published writer.

And now I’ve reached that step.

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Late last year I was asked to submit a short story for John Mierau’s new anthology, and as of this morning it is up on Amazon for sale. If you’re interested in reading something of mine, or from one of the other incredible authors that I’m sharing book-space with, pick it up today!

May The Ferrymen Take You (Walk The Fire 2)

The flames: all who step through may stride between worlds–but only a precious few, the Ferrymen, can guide you true.

From the middle ages through today, powers vie for control of the Flames. In the deep future, mankind walks upon new worlds and fleets challenge the black between galaxies–all thanks to the Ferrymen.

May the Ferrymen take you!

A shared world anthology featuring tales from WJ Davies, Mur Lafferty, Paul Levinson, Christopher Morse, Steve Umstead, Jared Axelrod, Matthew Iden, JRD Skinner, Harry Connolly and music by John Anealio.

 

 

Balticon Schedule

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In a little under two weeks I will be attending BALTICON, a literature and new media convention that deals exclusively with speculative fiction. And what’s more, I’ll be attending as a guest!

‘Guest’, in this context, means ‘a person who sits on panels and pretends to know what they’re talking about, while having ridiculous amounts of fun with other guests’.

If you’re going, and want to know where to find me, my tentative panel schedule is below. Hope to see you there!

  • Podcasting — Where to Begin (Panel) (Participant), Fri 4:00 PM – 4:50 PM, Derby (Hunt Valley Inn)
  • Podcasting 101 (Panel) (Participant), Fri 7:00 PM – 7:50 PM, Derby (Hunt Valley Inn)
  • Sound Effects (Panel) (Participant), Sat 08:00 AM – 08:50 AM, Derby (Hunt Valley Inn)
  • Podcasters Against Humanity (Panel) (Participant), Sat 11:00 PM – 11:50 PM, Chesapeake (Hunt Valley Inn)
  • Scientist as Protagonist (Panel) (Participant), Sun 08:00 AM – 08:50 AM, Salon C (Hunt Valley Inn)
  • Good and Evil in Genre Literature (Panel) (Participant), Sun 5:00 PM – 5:50 PM, Salon B (Hunt Valley Inn)

Stricken with Strix

From the desk of Isaac Hickenbottom, P.I.

The strix first started showing up in North Philadelphia about 3 years ago. I’d always heard they were unintelligent…no more than animals, really…but now I’m starting to wonder.

If you’ve never seen one count yourself lucky. A strix physically resembles an owl, but averages about 1.5 meters in height. Its talons drip with toxic ichor, its feathers are sharp enough to cut through sheet rock and it’s beak is strong enough to pierce steel.

I was never afraid of birds until I first came across a flock of them, feeding on a college kid’s corpse behind an abandoned row home on Allegheny Avenue.

The Ancient Romans thought they were nothing more than carrion birds. Supernaturally large and strong, yes, but interested only in the flesh of the recently deceased. That’s why the Romans burned their dead whenever they could. The Senate and their priests advised the plebs that it was in their best interest to keep from attracting the paranormal owls, and thus cremation came into vogue. Or whatever word the Romans used to mean ‘popular’.

The Romans were wrong, though. Maybe because the strix are nocturnal? Before electricity the only light you’d have at night would be from the moon or a torch. Not enough light to catch a strix in the act of attacking a living person. Especially since that person was likely to be you, and you wouldn’t be able to talk about it with your bowels leaking over the cobblestones.

That alone is enough to cause me to worry. But it’s not the only thing.

A flock of strix has made its nest in North Philadelphia. Specifically the area in and around Temple University.

If you know anything about Philadelphia then you know what’s so concerning. My city is home to many colleges that use many different symbols. The symbol of Temple University, the thing they use as a mascot and that is shown in sculptures all across campus, is the owl.

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Leonard Baskin ‘Old Man, Young Man, The Future’ 1966, Philadelphia

Coincidence? I don’t like coincidences. The strix are smarter than they look. And smarter means more dangerous.

I just hope this isn’t the start of a trend. After all, Philadelphia is home to Drexel University. And I would be even more worried if something wanted to use that school’s mascot for camouflage.

On that campus, there be dragons.

Everyone Knows What A Vampire Is

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Iconic scene from F. W. Murnau’s Nosferatu, 1922

From the Desk of Isaac Hickenbottom, P.I.

I don’t like the term ‘vampire’. It’s perfectly balanced to be both too specific and too vague, and that balance does a great job of getting people killed. How?

Well…everybody knows what a vampire is, right? Aside from certain versions shown in popular teeny-bopper movies, our cultural knowledge of the vamp is pretty consistent. They’re nocturnal undead bloodsuckers, damaged by Christian religious symbols and killed by a stake through the heart.

How is it problematic to share that information? Couldn’t it save lives?

No. Quite the opposite, actually.

Let’s ignore, for starters, that there’s an entire subculture of vanilla humans who sharpen their teeth, dress in black, drink blood and otherwise embrace the vampire name and identity. Putting a stake through one of their hearts will leave you with nothing but a heap of guilt and a murder conviction.

Instead, let’s look at one of the spookier mistakes this misunderstanding can cause.

I knew a young lady who tried to stop a vampire…what she thought was a vampire…with a glass of holy water. All she succeeded in doing was getting the creature wet and mad. Why? Because this vampire was a mandurugo from the Phillipines.

Despite having most of the same characteristics as a Classic, European or American vamp, the mandurugo is different in some very crucial ways. One is that it is completely immune to religious symbols. Christian or otherwise.

You’d have to be an expert to know that sort of thing.

But everyone knows what a vampire is, right?

That young lady thought she knew what a vampire was, and it almost killed her. She won’t make that mistake again.

So what should you do the next time you see what you’re sure is a vampire?

Run.

Leave dealing with them to the professionals. Or, at least, to those of us who are properly clued in.

But This Time There Were Robots – A Potential Anthology

An idea has insinuated itself into my mind. I can do nothing but post about it and see if anyone else is as excited about it as I am.

I was posting on social media about how last night I had written 2000 words and killed off Gaius Julius Caesar in my novel about an ironpunk Roman republic. In doing so one of my followers responded by congratulating me, but asked if Caesar hadn’t been killed a long time ago.

I allowed that he had been and then uttered the phrase that has grasped my mind in two metallic pincer-like hands for the last 6 hours.

Caesar had been killed before, I said. But this time there were robots!

 

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A scene from Karel Čapek’s 1920 play R.U.R. (Rossum’s Universal Robots), the first usage of the word ‘robot’

 

Now, let me be clear. I know next to nothing about putting together a short story anthology. I know next to nothing about self-publishing. Will I let that stop me? Certainly not. I can learn.

I envision an anthology of stories by multiple authors, set in different historical time periods, featuring robots big and small. Some will be friendly robots and some will be mean. Some will be very smart and others will be glorified wind-up toys. Some will have scientific reasons for their existence, and some will exist just because it’s fun.

All will be robots, and all will be anachronistic.

When I figure out how I’m going to proceed I will post again. There could be a call for submissions or a Kickstarter campaign, I’m honestly not sure. But this is going to happen.

If you’re interested in participating in what is now just an idea, let me know.

Stay tuned.

The Yearling

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Shadi ran.

She had stayed as long as she could. But she didn’t want to get sick, and if she stayed she knew that it would happen. So had her father. Which is why he sent Shadi away.

“Go to the town,” he told her between racking coughs that brought up blood onto his thin blanket. “Go…warn them.”

She placed a wet cloth on his forehead and the old chief shut his eyes, soaking in the minor relief it gave him.

“What if it came from them?” she had asked. He shook his head. She could see that it took almost all his remaining strength just to move his face back and forth, but he didn’t want to be misunderstood.

“Ours boys…they brought it back. I don’t know where from. But not from the town.” Shadi’s father clutched her arm then, and it hurt. She was amazed at the strength that still pulsed through the old man. She thought, somehow, his strength was growing. That didn’t make sense, though. Did it?

“Warn them,” he choked out. “Warn everyone.”

The chief fell into another attack of coughs and then dropped into an uneasy sleep. Shadi worried if he’d ever wake again.

She packed a small satchel of food that she hoped wouldn’t make her sick, filled a skin with water that might or might not be clean and slipped her father’s rifle over her shoulder by its worn leather strap.

Shadi would have taken a horse – she was one of the tribe’s best riders – but they were all gone. When the two boys had stumbled into village early three mornings ago, bleeding and moaning like a strong wind, they had attacked anything that moved. And that meant they went for the horses. The two of them had actually managed to take one of the large animals down.

A beautiful tan yearling that Shadi had been planning to train that spring was kicking weakly in the dust and nearly dead by the time anyone knew what was happening. The boys had their faces buried in the horse’s flesh, ripping and tearing and biting at the red meat while dark blood dripped down their faces. They looked like demons in the early morning light.

The other horses had broken through the rudimentary fence that was all they ever needed to keep them in and run off. Shadi didn’t blame them. She would have done the same thing.

She was doing the same thing now. Whatever sickness those boys had was spreading. They had attacked anyone who got close enough before they could be restrained. They bit and scratched. Everyone who had helped restrain them got sick first. Then those who were trying to treat the boys’ wounds. Then those who were trying to treat the wounds of those injured by the boys.

The chief’s daughter felt fine. She didn’t know if she would get sick once she was out on the road, but Shadi knew that if she stayed it was almost a sure thing.

She gave her home one last, long look and then took off towards Coppermill.

Shadi ran.

And she was followed.

 

Read Part 1 of the story HERE.

Read Part 2 of the story HERE.

Read Part 3 of the story HERE.

The Slow and the Dead and the Fickle Author

I’m allowing myself to be fickle, and renaming my ongoing western/zombie story series. It’s NEW name is:

THE SLOW AND THE DEAD

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Since I’m in the middle of writing, recording and producing season 2 of my podcast, and writing the first draft of my spy novel, I figure why not get off my duff and continue this story? And I will…soon! In 2013! I totally promise!

Read Part 1 of the story HERE.

Read Part 2 of the story HERE.

Read Part 3 of the story HERE.

Undead to Rights

My zombie/western story series finally has a name. Henceforth, it shall be known as:

UNDEAD TO RIGHTS

It will be an ongoing series, available free here on my website. Stay tuned, part 4 is forthcoming!

Read Part 1 of the story HERE.

Read Part 2 of the story HERE.

Read Part 3 of the story HERE.

The Jail

Zeb woke up to the sounds of struggling. He rolled out of bed and was on his feet, preparing to yell at the idiots outside for disturbing his beauty rest, before realizing a set of iron bars was keeping him from getting anywhere near the window.

The sheriff’s office in Coppermill had two cells. Each could hold about five men. Provided they were all rail thin and didn’t mind being vertical for the duration of their stay behind the bars.

The one across the room from the duty officer’s desk, and across from Zeb, was spotless. Or as spotless as anything could be with dust blowing through the door every time someone opened it. Inside the bars a small bunk was pushed against the wall, its straw mattress and thin sheet smooth from lack of use. A metal bucket, shiny in the dim afternoon light, was tucked neatly under the bed and waiting to be used as well.

This cell’s twin, where Zebulon Prichard had until recently been sleeping off a belly full of rotgut, was not so bright and shiny.

Sheriff Wuttke preferred to use this one as the drunk tank. Since public intoxication was the only real crime Coppermill had to speak of, it saved time when they had to clean the place and kept any smell from permeating beyond the desk and into the rest of the room where visitors might be. Wuttke’s deputies appreciated the first of those reasons, but not the second. ‘Sick drunk farmer’ was not the pleasantest of perfumes to do paperwork in.

“The Hell is goin’ on?” muttered Zeb, squinting in the bright afternoon sunlight that filled the office. The sound of struggling continued, but their source showed no signs of entering the room. Zeb considered lowering himself back to the cot when, finally, four men burst into the Sheriff’s office.

Wuttke was in the lead. His normally immaculate uniform was in disarray, his handlebar mustache sticking up in every direction but the proper one, and his normally ever-present Stetson was nowhere in sight. He fought to pull the ring of keys off his belt and get the empty cell open. It took several seconds longer than it should have, at least according to Zeb’s experience, and by the time he swung the door open the other three men were almost on top of him.

Two of those were Wuttke’s deputies, and they were in nearly as bad a state as their boss. Zeb was almost ready to ignore them all, suspecting that the final gentleman in this parade was a brother in arms (or in bottles) that was a bit too feisty when the fire was in his belly. Then he noticed the blood.

It was splattered on the deputies’ tan shirts and slacks. Even Wuttke, upon closer inspection, had a scarlet stain making its way up his sleeve. But none of this was anything compared to the man they were trying to arrest.

Zeb’s first thought…what would have been anyone’s first thought…was that the officers were carrying a scarecrow between them. The man was all bones and elbows wrapped in rags that might have once been work clothes. And he was covered in blood.

It looked like he’d dipped his right arm in bright red paint up to the elbow, and then smeared it over his face and mouth, hitting the deputies a number of times in the meantime. Zeb actually thought that was what it was at first. Then the deputies hurled their prisoner bodily into the open cell and slammed the door, and the angry looks on their faces suggested this was no bad paint job.

“Sonofagun!” yelled the youngest of the three men, shaking his hand in the air in front of him, splattering the iron bars with some more of that red viscous fluid. “Bastard bit me!”

“How bad is it?” asked the sheriff while straightening his mustache, his eyes never moving from the now motionless body lying on the floor of the cell.

“Hurts. But I had worse. It’s my off-hand, so it shouldn’t keep me from working none.”

“Good,” said Wuttke. “That saloon girl told me this one was going on about some friends he had outside of town. I doubt any are as crazy or dangerous as this one, but I’d prefer if we kept an eye out.”

“I don’t like this.” That was the older of the deputies. Zeb thought his name was Parson. “He don’t fight like a man fights. Clawing at us like that. It…”

“What?” asked Wuttke when Parson showed no sign of continuing on his own.

“I dunno. A man uses his fists or his feet. He doesn’t bite and claw like this one. Unless he’s, well, you know…”

“Rabid,” said Zeb. The three lawmen turned and looked at him, noticing their other prisoner for the first time.

Wuttke considered the drunk, then pointed at his young deputy.

“Go see the doc. Get that wound cleaned up. But don’t go spreading any word of this around. Got it?”

“Yessir.”

“Same goes for you, Zeb. We don’t want one crazy drifter causing a panic. Understand?”

Zeb nodded. “As long as you don’t leave me in here alone with him, you got yourself a deal, Sheriff.”

Wuttke snorted derisively at that. “Don’t be afraid, Zeb. The man’s out cold and behind bars. Even if he was to get out, you’d be the safest man in town.”

Almost before the sheriff stopped talking, the bloody body in the cell behind him let out a low, deep moan.

“Oooooohhhhhhh.”

Something in that noise sent a shiver down Zeb’s spine. And from the looks on the other mens’ faces, he guessed it did the same to them.

“With all due respect, Sheriff, I’d rather take my chances somewhere else.”

 

To Be Continued

Read Part 1 of the story HERE.

Read Part 2 of the story HERE.